Juhász Monti Piton Ferenc esete az őrző-védőkkel
Minden költségvetésnek megvannak a vesztesei és a nyertesei is - a Gyurcsány-kormánynak azonban sikerült azt a csúcsot elérnie, hogy szabad szemmel nem is látni meg a 2005-ös költségvetés nyerteseit. A biztos vesztesek közt van a magyar honvédség is. A 2005-ös honvédelmi kiadásokat GDP 1,28 százalékában határozták meg, holott a NATO-t a kormány arról tájékoztatta, hogy a honvédelmi kiadások a GDP 1,76 százalékát teszik ki - a vállalások szerint pedig 1,9 százalékot kellene teljesíteni. Ezenközben pedig most nem hallani, hogy Juhász Monti Piton Ferenc körbeszajkózná a kül- és belföldi sajtót: rontja az ország hitelét, hogy nem teljesítjük vállalt kötelezettségeinket. +leleplező videofelvétel
| 00:00:02.12 | SPEAKER_01: Köszönöm szépen! |
| 00:00:02.74 | SPEAKER_01: Two civilian gentlemen to see you, sir! |
| 00:00:05.46 | SPEAKER_00: Szerenben, sárján! |
| 00:00:06.70 | SPEAKER_01: Mr. |
| 00:00:07.52 | SPEAKER_01: Dino Faccotti and Mr. |
| 00:00:09.74 | SPEAKER_01: Luigi Faccotti! |
| 00:00:15.02 | SPEAKER_01: Környi, Colonel! |
| 00:00:16.98 | SPEAKER_00: Környi, gentlemen. |
| 00:00:17.80 | SPEAKER_00: Now, what can I do for you? |
| 00:00:20.20 | SPEAKER_01: You've, uh... |
| 00:00:21.44 | SPEAKER_01: You've got a nice army base there, Colonel. |
| 00:00:24.66 | SPEAKER_00: Yes. |
| 00:00:26.04 | SPEAKER_01: We wouldn't want anything to happen to it. |
| 00:00:30.38 | SPEAKER_00: No, what my brother means is it would be a shame if that... |
| 00:00:34.06 | SPEAKER_01: Oh! |
| 00:00:35.08 | SPEAKER_00: Sorry, Colonel! |
| 00:00:36.64 | SPEAKER_00: Well, don't worry about that, |
| 00:00:37.58 | SPEAKER_00: but please do sit down. |
| 00:00:38.64 | SPEAKER_01: No, we, uh, prefer to stand, thank you, Colonel. |
| 00:00:41.30 | SPEAKER_00: All right, all right, |
| 00:00:42.00 | SPEAKER_00: but what do you want? |
| 00:00:43.06 | SPEAKER_01: What do we want? |
| 00:00:46.58 | SPEAKER_01: Very good, Colonel. |
| 00:00:48.02 | SPEAKER_00: Colonel's a joker, Luigi. |
| 00:00:49.78 | SPEAKER_01: Explain it to the Colonel, Dino. |
| 00:00:52.00 | SPEAKER_00: How many tanks you got, Colonel? |
| 00:00:53.98 | SPEAKER_00: About 500 altogether. |
| 00:00:55.72 | SPEAKER_01: 500, aye? |
| 00:00:56.70 | SPEAKER_01: You |
| 00:00:56.80 | SPEAKER_00: ought to be careful, Colonel. |
| 00:00:58.10 | SPEAKER_00: We are careful. |
| 00:00:59.16 | SPEAKER_00: Extremely careful. |
| 00:01:00.24 | SPEAKER_00: Cause, uh, things break, don't they? |
| 00:01:03.02 | SPEAKER_00: Break? |
| 00:01:03.68 | SPEAKER_01: Well, everything breaks, don't it, Colonel? |
| 00:01:06.54 | SPEAKER_01: Oh, dear. |
| 00:01:07.70 | SPEAKER_01: Oh, I see, my brother's clumsy, Colonel. |
| 00:01:10.08 | SPEAKER_01: When he gets unhappy, he, uh, breaks things. |
| 00:01:13.42 | SPEAKER_01: Like, say, |
| 00:01:14.20 | SPEAKER_00: don't feel the army's playing fair by him, uh... |
| 00:01:16.64 | SPEAKER_00: He may start breaking things, Colonel. |
| 00:01:19.10 | SPEAKER_00: Look, what is all this about? |
| 00:01:21.64 | SPEAKER_01: How many men you got here, Colonel? |
| 00:01:24.44 | SPEAKER_00: Oh, uh, 7,000 infantry, 600 artillery, and, uh, |
| 00:01:28.66 | SPEAKER_00: two divisions of paratroops. |
| 00:01:30.12 | SPEAKER_01: Paratroops, Dino? |
| 00:01:31.24 | SPEAKER_00: Oh, it'd be a shame if someone was to set fire to them. |
| 00:01:34.52 | SPEAKER_00: Oh. |
| 00:01:35.02 | SPEAKER_01: Set fire to them? |
| 00:01:36.38 | SPEAKER_01: Fire's happened, Colonel. |
| 00:01:38.00 | SPEAKER_01: Things burn. |
| 00:01:39.16 | SPEAKER_00: Look, what is all this about? |
| 00:01:43.12 | SPEAKER_01: I... |
| 00:01:44.00 | SPEAKER_01: My brother and I got a little proposition for you, Colonel. |
| 00:01:46.80 | SPEAKER_01: God save you a lot of bother. |
| 00:01:48.44 | SPEAKER_01: I mean, you're doing all right here, aren't you, Colonel? |
| 00:01:50.20 | SPEAKER_01: Well, suppose some of your tanks was to get broke when your troops started getting lost, uh, |
| 00:01:55.16 | SPEAKER_01: fights started breaking out during general inspection line. |
| 00:01:58.06 | SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it wouldn't be good for business, would it, Colonel? |
| 00:02:00.24 | SPEAKER_00: Are you threatening me? |
| 00:02:01.88 | SPEAKER_00: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 00:02:03.38 | SPEAKER_00: Whatever |
| 00:02:03.78 | SPEAKER_01: made you think that, Colonel? |
| 00:02:05.74 | SPEAKER_01: Colonel |
| 00:02:06.04 | SPEAKER_00: doesn't think we're nice people, Louis. |
| 00:02:07.68 | SPEAKER_00: We're your buddies, Colonel. |
| 00:02:09.78 | SPEAKER_00: We want to look after you. |
| 00:02:11.92 | SPEAKER_00: Look after me? |
| 00:02:13.54 | SPEAKER_00: We can guarantee you that |
| 00:02:16.02 | SPEAKER_01: not a single armoured division will get done over for 15 bob a week. |
| 00:02:21.48 | SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 00:02:23.32 | SPEAKER_00: Eight and six. |
| 00:02:23.70 | SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, this is silly. |
| 00:02:25.40 | SPEAKER_00: What's silly? |
| 00:02:26.22 | SPEAKER_00: No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. |
| 00:02:28.78 | SPEAKER_00: I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet, |
| 00:02:31.40 | SPEAKER_00: so I'm stopping you. |
| 00:02:32.30 | SPEAKER_00: You |
| 00:02:32.60 | SPEAKER_01: can't do it. |
| 00:02:33.60 | SPEAKER_00: I've done it. |
| 00:02:34.36 | SPEAKER_00: The sketch is over. |
| 00:02:35.16 | SPEAKER_00: I want to leave the army, please, sir. |
| 00:02:36.78 | SPEAKER_00: It's dangerous. |
| 00:02:37.32 | SPEAKER_00: Look, I stopped your sketch five minutes ago, |
| 00:02:39.66 | SPEAKER_00: so get out of shot. |
| 00:02:40.78 | SPEAKER_00: Right, director, close up, |
| 00:02:43.42 | SPEAKER_00: zoom in on me. |
| 00:02:46.48 | SPEAKER_00: That's better. |
| 00:02:47.44 | SPEAKER_00: It's only because you couldn't think of a punchline. |
| 00:02:48.94 | SPEAKER_00: Not true, not true. |