Juhász Monti Piton Ferenc esete az őrző-védőkkel
Minden költségvetésnek megvannak a vesztesei és a nyertesei is - a Gyurcsány-kormánynak azonban sikerült azt a csúcsot elérnie, hogy szabad szemmel nem is látni meg a 2005-ös költségvetés nyerteseit. A biztos vesztesek közt van a magyar honvédség is. A 2005-ös honvédelmi kiadásokat GDP 1,28 százalékában határozták meg, holott a NATO-t a kormány arról tájékoztatta, hogy a honvédelmi kiadások a GDP 1,76 százalékát teszik ki - a vállalások szerint pedig 1,9 százalékot kellene teljesíteni. Ezenközben pedig most nem hallani, hogy Juhász Monti Piton Ferenc körbeszajkózná a kül- és belföldi sajtót: rontja az ország hitelét, hogy nem teljesítjük vállalt kötelezettségeinket. +leleplező videofelvétel
| 00:00:02.06 | SPEAKER_01: A Two civilian gentlemen to see you, sir! |
| 00:00:05.50 | SPEAKER_00: Gentlemen, please, Sergeant. |
| 00:00:06.86 | SPEAKER_01: Mr. |
| 00:00:07.58 | SPEAKER_01: Dino Faccotti and Mr. |
| 00:00:09.78 | SPEAKER_01: Luigi Faccotti! |
| 00:00:15.00 | SPEAKER_00: Morning, |
| 00:00:15.86 | SPEAKER_01: Colonel. |
| 00:00:17.06 | SPEAKER_00: Morning, gentlemen. |
| 00:00:17.84 | SPEAKER_00: Now, what can I do for you? |
| 00:00:20.04 | SPEAKER_01: You've, uh... |
| 00:00:21.24 | SPEAKER_01: You've got a nice army base there, Colonel. |
| 00:00:24.72 | SPEAKER_00: Yes. |
| 00:00:26.12 | SPEAKER_01: We wouldn't want anything to happen to it. |
| 00:00:30.42 | SPEAKER_00: No, what my brother means is it would be a shame if that... |
| 00:00:34.10 | SPEAKER_01: Oh! |
| 00:00:34.78 | SPEAKER_00: Oh, sorry, Colonel. |
| 00:00:36.60 | SPEAKER_00: Well, don't worry about that, |
| 00:00:37.64 | SPEAKER_00: but please do sit down. |
| 00:00:38.66 | SPEAKER_01: No, we, uh, prefer to stand, thank you, Colonel. |
| 00:00:41.36 | SPEAKER_00: All right, all right, |
| 00:00:42.06 | SPEAKER_00: but what do you want? |
| 00:00:43.08 | SPEAKER_01: What do we want? |
| 00:00:46.64 | SPEAKER_01: Very good, Colonel. |
| 00:00:48.06 | SPEAKER_00: Colonel's a joker, Luigi. |
| 00:00:49.84 | SPEAKER_01: Explain it to the Colonel Dino. |
| 00:00:52.08 | SPEAKER_00: How many tanks you got, Colonel? |
| 00:00:53.98 | SPEAKER_00: About 500 altogether. |
| 00:00:55.78 | SPEAKER_01: 500, eh? |
| 00:00:56.76 | SPEAKER_00: You ought to be careful, Colonel. |
| 00:00:58.16 | SPEAKER_00: We are careful. |
| 00:00:59.22 | SPEAKER_00: Extremely careful. |
| 00:01:00.30 | SPEAKER_00: Cause, uh, things break, don't they? |
| 00:01:03.04 | SPEAKER_00: Break? |
| 00:01:03.74 | SPEAKER_01: Well, everything breaks, don't it, Colonel? |
| 00:01:06.62 | SPEAKER_01: Oh, dear. |
| 00:01:07.74 | SPEAKER_01: Oh, I see, my brother's clumsy, Colonel. |
| 00:01:10.16 | SPEAKER_01: When he gets unhappy, he, uh, |
| 00:01:12.14 | SPEAKER_00: breaks things. |
| 00:01:13.54 | SPEAKER_00: Like, say, don't feel the army's played fair by him, uh... |
| 00:01:16.76 | SPEAKER_00: He may start breaking things, Colonel. |
| 00:01:19.76 | SPEAKER_00: Look, what is all this about? |
| 00:01:21.66 | SPEAKER_01: How many men you got here, Colonel? |
| 00:01:24.48 | SPEAKER_00: Oh, uh, 7,000 inventories, 600 artillery, and, uh, |
| 00:01:28.68 | SPEAKER_00: two divisions of paratroops. |
| 00:01:30.14 | SPEAKER_01: Paratroops, Dino? |
| 00:01:31.30 | SPEAKER_00: Oh, best shame if someone was to set |
| 00:01:33.34 | SPEAKER_01: fire to them. |
| 00:01:34.58 | SPEAKER_01: Oh. |
| 00:01:35.08 | SPEAKER_01: Set |
| 00:01:35.44 | SPEAKER_00: fire |
| 00:01:35.86 | SPEAKER_01: to them? |
| 00:01:36.40 | SPEAKER_01: Fire's happen, Colonel. |
| 00:01:38.06 | SPEAKER_01: Things burn. |
| 00:01:39.22 | SPEAKER_00: Look, what is all this about? |
| 00:01:43.70 | SPEAKER_01: Uh, my brother and I got a little proposition for you, Colonel. |
| 00:01:46.86 | SPEAKER_01: God save you a lot of bother. |
| 00:01:48.48 | SPEAKER_01: I mean, you're doing all right here, aren't you, Colonel? |
| 00:01:50.26 | SPEAKER_01: Well, suppose some of your tanks was to get broke when your troops started getting lost, uh, |
| 00:01:55.24 | SPEAKER_01: fights started breaking out during general inspection life. |
| 00:01:58.12 | SPEAKER_01: Nah, it wouldn't be good for business, would it, Colonel? |
| 00:02:00.10 | SPEAKER_01: Are |
| 00:02:00.48 | SPEAKER_00: you threatening me? |
| 00:02:01.90 | SPEAKER_00: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 00:02:03.44 | SPEAKER_00: Whatever |
| 00:02:03.86 | SPEAKER_01: made you think that, Colonel? |
| 00:02:05.80 | SPEAKER_01: Colonel |
| 00:02:06.08 | SPEAKER_00: doesn't think we're nice people, do we? |
| 00:02:07.92 | SPEAKER_00: We're your buddies, Colonel. |
| 00:02:09.82 | SPEAKER_00: We want to look after you. |
| 00:02:11.98 | SPEAKER_00: Look after me? |
| 00:02:13.52 | SPEAKER_00: We can guarantee you |
| 00:02:15.24 | SPEAKER_01: that not a single armoured division will get done over for 15 bubble wheat. |
| 00:02:21.48 | SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 00:02:23.38 | SPEAKER_00: Eight and six. |
| 00:02:23.78 | SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, this is silly. |
| 00:02:25.46 | SPEAKER_00: What's silly? |
| 00:02:26.26 | SPEAKER_00: No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. |
| 00:02:28.56 | SPEAKER_00: I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet, |
| 00:02:31.54 | SPEAKER_00: so I'm stopping you. |
| 00:02:32.36 | SPEAKER_00: You |
| 00:02:32.62 | SPEAKER_01: can't. |
| 00:02:33.70 | SPEAKER_00: I've done it. |
| 00:02:34.42 | SPEAKER_00: The sketch is over. |
| 00:02:35.20 | SPEAKER_01: I want to leave the army police, sir. |
| 00:02:36.84 | SPEAKER_01: It's |
| 00:02:36.98 | SPEAKER_00: dangerous. |
| 00:02:37.54 | SPEAKER_00: Look, I stopped your sketch five minutes ago, |
| 00:02:39.70 | SPEAKER_00: so get out of shot. |
| 00:02:40.80 | SPEAKER_00: Right, director. |
| 00:02:42.38 | SPEAKER_00: Close up. |
| 00:02:43.38 | SPEAKER_00: Zoom in on me. |
| 00:02:46.64 | SPEAKER_00: That's better. |
| 00:02:47.48 | SPEAKER_00: It's only because you couldn't think of a punchline. |
| 00:02:48.96 | SPEAKER_00: Not true, not true. |